I hope these limericks from Voice senior writer Sam Sweeney will satisfy you until the next issue of Anthem comes out in winter 2009.

For Leo’s Mariott was unfit
But GU says Aramark’s legit
So what is in store?
Lobster, truffles, galore?!
Sorry, just the same old gross shit

Sam hates party training as much as he hates stringy roast beef:

DeGioia’s not much of a slob
With most profs we’d like to hobnob
But if students could choose
(You booze or you lose)
Olson would be out of a job

-Will Sommer, blog editor