Turns out Bush is ruining it for Republicans on days you didn’t even know there were elections. Democrat Steven Beshear unseated Republican Governor Ernie Fletcher in Kentucky, and Satan is being fitted for a fur coat. Locally, Dems took control of the Virginia Senate for the first time in a decade, and some Republican SFS grad who I’m totally not related to is the new Supervisors Chairman (what?) in Prince William County, where he’ll put his international relations skills to work by ordering some Taco Bell.

-Mike Stewart, Managing Editor