Do Red Line delays make you foam at the mouth? Have you ever mocked a tourist to his or her face? Do you religiously read a particular Post columnist solely to make fun of him or her?

If so, Why I Hate DC is holding an essay contest to find someone to take over blogging duties that’s perfect for you. Although I’ve often claimed to be a better hater than Amelie Gillette, I love this nitty gritty capital city much too much to apply. It’s all yours.