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Jun 27 2008

Roy Hibbert drafted, Toronto’s average height doubles overnight.

Posted by: Clare Malone in Basketball, Sports

We were all worried there for a minute, but as it turns out, Roy Hibbert’s going to be all right. The big man was picked up by the Toronto Raptors as the 17th pick of the draft, despite a bitchy scout report that Hibbert would “need a parachute on draft day.” According to media, Roy will ultimately end up playing in an Indiana Pacers uniform. This will require some trades, in a process not unlike when a younger you needed a Wartortle card but only had a bent Clefairy.

Patrick Ewing Jr. also scored big, going to the Sacramento Kings as the 43rd pick.

Congratulations, boys. 6 weeks out of college and you already have jobs.

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5 Responses to “Roy Hibbert drafted, Toronto’s average height doubles overnight.”
  1. Vox Populi » After the draft: Hibbert and Ewing in the NBA says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    […] basketball star has been the prize of a Draft Day trade.  The Hoyas’ beloved big man Roy Hibbert, who was pegged to fall somewhere in the early 20’s in the draft, worked his way up to the […]

  2. Vox Populi » Not all Hoya players go to the NBA says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    […] Roy Hibbert is packed off to Toronto (or was it Indiana?) and Patrick Ewing Jr. joining Sacramento, let’s remember the Georgetown […]

  3. Roy says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Uhh 17th round? What is this, baseball? 17th pick! First round!

  4. Clare says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Mea culpa, Roy.

  5. Will Sommer says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Fixed. Sorry, Roy. I admit, I wasn’t that impressed with 17th round either.

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