The Cuddler, last seen sneaking into the beds of Georgetown women and spooning or attempting to rape them(depending on the incident), has branched out. He recently hit the areas around George Washington University and American, and this City Paper article makes mention of earlier crimes at the University of Maryland.

Given the seriousness/scariness of the Cuddler’s attacks, we need to get this guy a new nickname. “The Cuddler” just sounds way too sweet, like he’s a child scared of the dark and in need of affection. The Voice was bandying around the Crapist (cuddle/rapist) earlier, and while accurate, that’s too close to grapist. Ideas?

5 Responses to “The Cuddler moves to other DC campuses”
  1. [...] “taking action” against Juicy Campus, and now, it turns out they’re wrong about the Cuddler hitting American and GW. Voice reporter Eric Pilch talked with the Metropolitan Police Department today and they said they [...]

  2. [...] area—even his nickname may have originated elsewhere. In an October post, Will Sommer suggested that the University of Maryland had seen similar [...]

  3. [...] Georgetown Voice’s Vox Populi blog has done a great job of tracking this story. While the Post focuses exclusively on Georgetown, attacks [...]

  4. [...] says he was likely responsible for debuting “The Cuddler” in campus media last fall, in a post on Voice blog Vox Populi. Looking back on the coverage, Sommer says, “I [...]

  5. [...] Oct. 28, 2009. The Georgetown Voice employs the “Cuddler” nickname for the first time, in a post on Vox Populi. In the same post, writer Will Sommer kicks around [...]

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