The Cuddler moves to other DC campuses

The Cuddler, last seen sneaking into the beds of Georgetown women and spooning or attempting to rape them(depending on the incident), has branched out. He recently hit the areas around George Washington University and American, and this City Paper article makes mention of earlier crimes at the University of Maryland.

Given the seriousness/scariness of the Cuddler’s attacks, we need to get this guy a new nickname. “The Cuddler” just sounds way too sweet, like he’s a child scared of the dark and in need of affection. The Voice was bandying around the Crapist (cuddle/rapist) earlier, and while accurate, that’s too close to grapist. Ideas?

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