As of 4:35 GUSA’s pagan celebration had fallen apart and people were just taking pumpkins. I don’t know if that’s GUSA-sanctioned or the wisdom of crowds, but it doesn’t bode well for tomorrow’s Dowdometer.
If you’ve just come into several of GUSA’s pumpkins, you have some options besides cutting them:
- Drop your pumpkin off a tall building. Obviously, make sure no one’s around, and clean up the mess afterward. But imagine the explosion. For extra Halloween fun, make it the MSB building.
- Scoop out the seeds and cook them. They’re delicious, and you can combine this with dropping them off a building.
- Cover your pumpkin in a white sheet and roll it down a hill. It will look like a small ghost.
Whatever you do, you can sing “I’m a Little Pumpkin” while you do it.
I’m a little pumpkin
Orange and round.
Here is my stem,
There is the ground.
When I get all cut up
Don’t you shout!
Just open me up
And scoop me out!