Nov
24
2008
Win JuicyCampus crap in our limerick contest
Posted by: Will Sommer in Vox Populi, tags: Contests, Internet, Juicy Campus
Untold riches
In honor of last week’s cover story about DC poetry slams, we’re having a limerick contest. Write a limerick about Georgetown and send it in by the last day of classes, December 5th. Surely you can do better than me:
Leo’s was supposed to have new creations
with Aramark laying new foundations
But with only the new Diner
And other changes just as minor
Who’s surprised by seven health violations?
The prize? A box of JuicyCampus merchandise that has been sitting in my room all semester. There are some genuinely good things in it:
- 10 Koozies
- 4 weird kits full of pain pills and handwipes. Is it a sort of pre-Walk of Shame kit? I think so.
- 2 shot glasses
- 8 rolls of chapstick
- 5 bottle openers
- And 9 condoms, none of which you should trust.
Leave your entry in a comment by the end of December 5th and you could be rolling in branded promotional materials. I will also accept George the Third’s real identity and evidence proving it.
Entries (RSS)
Will Sommers is really great
But those at The Hoya hate
The Voice and its fun
Because they have none
Now DPS will investigate
That’s charming, boys, but I’m afraid Voice staffers are ineligible (assuming someone else actually enters). Really though, very moving.
When you can’t trust condoms handed out as swag by anonymous college gossip websites, what CAN you trust?
Koozies in a gift? Sounds interesting. That too 10. I wish I could also write a limerick, which surely I will do one day.
I don’t know, Bill, but I know it mixes me all up inside.
Hussey, just write a limerick and win this contest, please.
To enter I am a bit late
I’ve had a bit much on my plate
I find writing divine
And a minor deadline
does nothing to interrupt fate