Overheard at Georgetown: Tough love
Boy to friend: You’re… you’re a medium attractive girl.
Boy to female friend: I am the arbiter of your ass!
GAAP student: Les étudiants ne sont pas très beau…
Group of bros hanging on on Village C patio
Boy to friends: He just asked for an assortment of pills. I don’t even know. Like Dude, I have no idea what’s going on in your life, but I’m happy to oblige.
Recapping last night’s adventures in Leo’s
Girl: Yeah, we need to get rid of that ho. Oh! Whose boobs did we grab last night?
At the ice cream station in Leo’s
Burly guy: Does liking rainbow sprinkles make me a small, small child?