Best DPS blotter entry EVER
Hostage to homework
We all joke about living in Lau during finals, but apparently one student took that a little too literally. Behold, the most amusing DPS blotter of the year, via the Hoya:
Tuesday May 5
Missing Person-Found, 3600 Block of Reservoir Rd. NW, 12:57 p.m.
The complainant filed a missing persons report regarding no contact since 05-01-09 from her roommate. The roommate was located on campus in good health. She had been completing a research paper.
No matter how poorly your finals went, at least you left the library often enough that your roommate didn’t suspect that you disappeared.