Prefrosh Preview: Getting off to a good start

With NSO starting in just a few weeks, you’re probably starting to wonder what exactly the first few days of your collegiate experience will be like. Here are Vox‘s tips to guarantee a stress-free start to your Georgetown career.

You don’t have to go to every NSO event, but try to attend a few. As you’ll quickly learn, events that are “required” in college aren’t mandatory in any sense of the word. If you need some time to unpack or shop for supplies, don’t worry about opting out of a few NSO programs. That said, NSO isn’t as awful as you might expect, and it’s not like there’s really anything better to do during the first few days. And even the less-than-stellar events make for good conversation fodder.

Don’t worry if you don’t find a BFF the first few weeks. There’s lots of pressure to find your new collegiate bosom buddies right away, but don’t be too upset if it doesn’t work out that way for you. Most of the people you end up hanging out with the first few weeks are totally random—either your OA group or your floormates or acquaintances of acquaintances—and there’s no guarantee you’ll have anything in common with them.

Sure, some people stick with their freshman floor friends for all four years, but many don’t. Most of the conversations you’ll be having your first few days will be really enthusiastic but also really superficial (see below). Give it a few weeks before you start stressing.

Every Conversation You Will Ever Have During NSO(Click to enlarge)

More tips after the jump!

Avoid the bookstore at all costs. During the first few days, it’s tempting to resort to the bookstore as a convenient source of textbooks and last minute dorm necessities. Resist that temptation. The bookstore’s prices are positively extortionary, and you’ll be dealing with epic lines throughout the start of the semester.

Unless you have an obsession with pristine textbooks or you’re really uncertain about which classes you’ll be taking, the best solution is to order your books used online. Check the bookstore’s website regularly to see if they’ve put up textbook lists yet (they should be getting around to it in a week or so), and then take those titles and head on over to Amazon or Abebooks. Make sure you order at least a couple weeks before school starts so you’ll get your books in time.

If you end up switching into a course at the last minute and ordering online won’t get you a book you need in time, try to borrow it from one of your new classmates ad check if they have it in the library. Failing that, suck it up and buy the first book on the syllabus from the bookstore and get the rest online.

Take your GoCard picture before hand: The line for pictures will be wrapped around Darnall, and you’ll be sweaty and exhausted. You don’t want that vision of yourself plastered on your ID for the next four years.

Don’t be an asshole to your parents. If your parents are dropping you off, you’re probably already plotting how to get them out of your hair as quickly as possible so you can enjoy the wonders of college social life. As tempting as it is to blow them off in favor of bonding with your newfound BFF, be nice. Just remember they’re only here for a couple of days, they are paying a significant amount of money to send you here, and you really don’t want them stewing over any perceived slights from now until Thanksgiving Break. Plus, play your cards right and you could get a swanky goodbye dinner from them.

Trust your instincts about classes and take advantage of add/drop period. It’s easy to be an apologist about lackluster classes since it can be a bit of a hassle to switch, but you really should trust your instincts. If you leave the first meeting dreading the rest of the semester, don’t be afraid to look for alternates. Add/drop period only lasts a week and a half, so you really have to act quickly and go with your gut.

You don’t have to pay floor funds. Your RA will do your best to convince you otherwise, but the fact is you’re not required to pay the floor funds they’ll be soliciting from you at the beginning of the year.

Buy dorm supplies locally. It’s a big hassle to schlep a dorm room’s worth of stuff down to D.C., so it’s generally a good idea to just wait until you’re here. If you’re worried about not being able to find anything in stock, a lot of stores will let you order online and designate in-store pick up.

You don’t have to get shitfaced your first night at Georgetown. Alcohol is awesome, but you really don’t want to be standing in the interminable line to get into Convocation and bidding farewell to your parents with a headsplitting hangover.

Hammer out rules with your roommate early on. The “roommate contract” may seem real lame when your RA tells you about it, but go ahead and fill it out. As awesome as your roomie may seem on CHARMS and during the first few days, you’ll be shocked how quickly things can turn sour. That’s not to say they necessarily will, but it’s best to figure out your standards for cleaning, noise, hosting people and sexiling early, before you find yourself in passive-aggressive territory.

You don’t have to read “The Secret Scripture” or go to the lecture. There are lots of rumors that not writing the paper about the required book or not attending the lecture and discussion group will result in some terrible consequences down the line, like getting a bad housing lottery number. The truth is Georgetown’s administration is nowhere near organized enough to pull off that kind of coordination.

Go to open houses and SAC fair—but do so prudently. Georgetown has lots of great student organizations just begging you to join them, and you should take advantage of that—to a certain extent. SAC holds an annual fair at the beginning of the year where clubs set up on Copley Lawn and try to get you to sign up for their listserves. If you’re legitimately interested, sign yourself up; if not, don’t let their cheerful spiels and free food sway you—your email inbox will thank you for your fortitude.

28 Comments on “Prefrosh Preview: Getting off to a good start

  1. Maybe this is what the Intellectual Life Report was talking about. Here is a major campus publication advising, even encouraging incoming freshman to skip the summer reading and blow off mandatory NSO events. Class of 2013: the Voice is a notoriously cynical and negative publication, so read anything you see on this blog with that in mind.

  2. Excellent flow chart!

    P.S. There is nothing “intellectual” about NSO.

  3. 1. That diagram is hilarious.

    2. Why would someone read a publication they didn’t respect?

  4. The phone fiddling made me cry with laughter. Since the dawn of cell phones that’s been my go-to during awkward silences. Bravo

  5. Can King Georgetown write a “Welcome Back, Peasants” guest post? Please?

  6. Amen to not doing the summer reading. I read A page of mine and ditching the paper/lecture/discussion was one of the best things I did because I had a great day out in DC instead.

  7. I love flowcharts! And I love the Voice for loving flowcharts!

  8. God I wish someone had told me that the events weren’t really mandatory at my freshman NSO. What a waste of time they were.

  9. “Huh” does have a point in that Vox can be a little cynical, but it a) generally serves good entertainment, b) doesn’t claim to be entirely objective and c) is usually right. Some NSO events are good, and frosh should definitely make an effort to go to as many as possible. If nothing else, they’re good to meet new people– the first day of class will be significantly less awkward if you have a friendly face in the room.

    My year’s summer reading WAS a waste of time. I see what the University was aiming for, but they missed the mark. By a long shot. The book was awful, and the author wasn’t a superb speaker, either. Maybe if the book were Harry Potter, the paper were about Harry’s literary value, and why religions like to burn books like Harry Potter, we would have something a little more interesting going on. It wouldn’t hurt to get JK Rowling on campus, too. I can’t name one person who found the summer assignment interesting or productive.

  10. Oh and p.s. Class of 2013: the Hoya is a notoriously self-important and insanely boring publication, so if you are ever so unfortunate as to wander over to their blog, bleach your eyes.

  11. eeeek KNOTS SUCKED!!!!

    class of 2013 – lol whereas vox populi is a fun blog to read for kicks, the voice’s reporting is kinda shoddy (sorry guys no offense). the hoya at least is a bit more realistically newspapery … even though their opinion section is crying for some creativity. the independent — love you guys, but you really gotta put yourselves out there more!

  12. The flow chart made my day. Seriously, very, very funny. Thank you!

  13. Actually, I find the Voice’s reporting spot-on and in general much more nuanced than any campus publication. Their features especially are incredibly rich and detailed, much more so than a typical half-page article could be.

    The Hoya seems to have a case of reverse-paranoia. They’ve been frequently lauded throughout the years as Georgetown’s flagship newspaper and some staffers seem to take any criticism of their paper ridiculously poorly. An almost pathological need to prove that they’re #1.

    Of course, my vote’s for the Voice and their awesome accompanying blog.

  14. meh …. i read a lot of both newspapers as a freshman and neither are spectacular. like i said, when its someting more creative (features etc coming into that category), the voice gets my vote, but when it comes to hard news, the hoya really does come across as a little more polished. just my humble opinion. (still love the independent :D its gtown’s dark horse)

  15. PS: ahaha this firoe character seems hilarious. he might be the one rotten egg in the dozen though, some of the hoya people in my journalism class seem normal

  16. Both newspapers have their strengths and weaknesses. Just have fun with it and remember that friendly competition can yield improvement for both competitors.

  17. And I suppose vandalism of your competitor’s office constitutes “friendly competition”?

  18. Yes. It does.

    Now go back to your non-functioning website and actually work on beating the Voice, not beating a dead horse.

  19. 1) Criminal activity is not friendly competition.
    2) No one said I work for the Hoya.
    3) You can’t just declare something a “dead horse” to avoid culpability.

  20. how do we order books online ahead of time if we won’t know our class schedule until nso??

  21. I don’t think you really can. Fortunately, between NSO and school starting you should have enough time to get books. And if you don’t, you often don’t need the books for the first few days anyway.

  22. You can also sign up for a free one-month trial of Amazon Prime which gets you free second-day shipping on all orders. Just remember to cancel after 30 days!
    And I am hilarious, by the way.

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