Is this person serious? Who are these people and why are they at Georgetown with us?!!!! Also, I’m also pretty sure a law student, particularly a law student here, would actually be able to use grammar properly.

whats so wrong with this guy offering a job?
so the next time you waste ten minutes of you life that your never gonna get back keep in mind the more slander you type away, the bigger grave you are digging for yourself.
i know what im talking about im a law student.
and all of you are ridiculous.
grow up and get a life. i wish i had a personal assistant. i organize a million things a year to benefit charities…does that make me arrogant for wanting a PA to help me help out DYING children.
i think not.
so that makes you all lack character, and common sense.

“Tasks such as doing laundry that involve a lot of waiting around (time when you could be doing other tasks or doing your own stuff) will be counted for the approximate amount of time it would take to do the labor involved. For instance, laundry will be counted for half an hour even though a laundry cycle takes 1.5 hrs to complete.”

This d-bag is wealthy enough to afford an assistant, but will only pay for part of your time to wash his shit stained undies. My hope for this jerk is that this follows his name on the internet for years and years to come.

You have been both owned and trolled.

“Wow, I don’t know where to begin kid.”

Start with your poor spelling, grammar and punctuation, boy. And show some politeness to your elders.

“First off, please read up on “objective” versus “subjective”. I’m serious.”

For someone who claims to be wealthy, young and mega-gainfully employed, you sure do whine a lot. The more you bleat, the less-inclined I am to believe your claims.

“You didn’t state ONE SINGLE FACT.”

Of *course* I did. Reread, boy:

And as far as the I’m-not-coming-back-to-read-your-responses claim goes, of *course* you are. If you’re so important and consequential, you wouldn’t have bothered to — or had the time to — post here in the first place.

Done.

“Sounds like emotion, and jealousy to me.”

Sounds like opinion to me, and the desperate hand-waving of a troll. Don’t you have a bridge somewhere to live under?

“To demonstrate, let me state some facts (yes, they do exist):

Yawn.

“Yup I lied, I’m back.”

Of *course* you did, and of *course* you are. And you’re not at all what you claim to be. But you will come back and post again, and you will provide me with further entertainment, boy.

“I actually figured there would be far too many comments to bother, but kicking my laptop out of sleep mode refreshed the page, and made your post pop right up.”

Yes, you’re so important and well-compensated that you just couldn’t help yourself. And you’re also lying again.

“Why am I replying? Well, I’d rather take the heat than this guy any day. Consider me a flak jacket. I deserve it far more, plus I can handle it with ease.”

You don’t even have the wits to spell and punctuate correctly. And your claims of wealth and schweet employment have no FACTS to back them up. You’re just another internet fabulist. boy.

“Surprisingly, your grammer doesn’t seem too bad even though you have no basis for an intellectual debate of any kind.”

I’m older than you, better-educated than you, and — unlike you — *I* know how to spell “grammar.” So bring it on, child.

“Now, before I go out tonight and spend thousands”

Big Monopoly game planned tonight, I see.

“let’s break down your comment and laugh at it, shall we?”

Do your best, child.

“Did you seriously just ask why I haven’t cut a deal with him?”

Good god, you’re stupid. (eyeroll)

“Besides not knowing him, did I not just mention I’m not even in my mid-twenties yet and I make six figures, or is that too complicated?”

I count three non-sequiturs, one unwarranted conclusion and two outright lies in that sentence.

“That is the dumbest question I’ve ever heard.”

And the fact that you thought it was serious makes you even dumber, since you fell for it. (laughing)

“Here’s a “I ride the short bus” sticker.”

I think it’s great that they let short-bus riders sell those stickers. But I don’t think you make as much money selling them as you have claimed.

“Falling down? No, actually I can walk, thanks.”

Evidence in regards to that claim is as yet not verified.

“Again, does everyone have some type of crush on the word “important”. I don’t get it. Never once did I say I was, you did. Go you!”

I’m sorry. I *meant* to say that you were *impotent.* Thanks for letting me clear that up.

“Ahem, important is a subjective word. The ones that use it, tend to be the one’s that think it (and are judgemental people). Obviously.”

No fact, just opinion. Move on, boy. (laughing)

“Neither Charlie nor I used the word.”

Irrelevant. Move on, boy. (laughing)

“Yes, I am a major prick. I won’t even begin to deny this.”

Good plan.

“Why do you think I make so much?”

I don’t think you do. I think you’re outright lying. And I don’t think you will convince anyone otherwise.

“Nice people do finish last, in every single sense of the word.”

Yeah, like I need someone less than half my age to tell me that. (laughing)

“It’s a dog eat dog world, and that’s been seen far before human’s walked the earth. And no, the earth is not 5000 years old.”

It’s good to see that your education has taught you something (though you’re still obviously struggling with that sticky apostrophe problem). When you have some actual work experience under your belt, perhaps you’ll recognize just how much you didn’t know yet in your early 20s.

“Next, “consequential”. WHAT?! Seriously I’m left scratching my head. “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction”. FACT. Welcome to the universe, obviously you haven’t met it yet.”

It’s apparent that besides not being able to spell or puncutate properly, you clearly have a substandard vocabulary. You’re not making *me* look bad, child — you’re just highlighting *your own* linguistic shortcomings.

“Poser”. What? Who am I posing again? Does a single thing you say make sense?

IMO, you are posing as a wealthy and well-compensated person of consequence. I do not believe that you are any of those things.

“Honestly if you could write a single thing that made logical sense, I’d be impressed.”

If you had a larger vocabulary and the ability to spell and punctuate properly, I might think it worthwhile to try to impress you. As it is, however, you’re not worth more than being made into an internet chew-toy for my amusement.

“There are droves of unemployement people – Uh, duh.”

I believe you mean *unemployed* people, nitwit.

“He’s offering money to do work that a monkey could do – good for economy: fact.”

Not necessarily. The attempt to create jobs is not axiomatically good. Fact.

“Again, without ignoring me in your response, what’s wrong with that?”

You’d need at least two more degrees to even begin to comprehend my answer, boy. You’re clearly not up to the intellectual task.

“Do you negative little kids like being in a recession?”

(pointing, laughing)

“How about I just keep all my money, don’t loan it out, and don’t hire anyone. Wait a minute… that’s why we’re in this mess. *facepalm*”

God, you’re stupid. If that’s what you think, then it wouldn’t be worth my time to explain the economic and regulatory bases of our present economic predicament.

“Now, I may check back because I think this is the easiest unintellectual”

(laughing)

“bunch of little kids I’ve had the pleasure to laugh at,”

I’ll have a Reuben and a cup of coffee, and hurry the frak up if you want a tip, kid.

“and because I may yet do a great job of distracting you from commenting about him and put the focus on me instead.”

AFAICS, you’re both douchebags. And I’ve got enough post for the both of you.

“It worked didn’t it? Your post was about me.”

A post about one nitwit does not preclude me from posting about another nitwit.

“One last thing. I wouldn’t “have the time” to post here?! Did you completely ignore the fact that I have multiple assistants?!”

Not a fact. You lie.

“HELLO?! Am I talking to myself?!”

Yes, you are talking to yourself. You haven’t got any assistants to talk to, and I think it’s pretty likely that no one else will talk to you either. (laughing)

“I have all the time in the world,”

Not with a job, you don’t. Another lie.

“now go do laundry please.”

(laughing)

“If you want a response from your next comment, reach down into that great intellect of yours and state at least one fact.”

No need. You will return, and you will post.

“Cmon, I know you can do it they teach reality in pre-school.”

Said the novice to the master of the art.

“Now, do I expect anyone to believe a single thing I’ve written about myself? Of course not.”

Good.

“But, I do expect people to realize that attempting to pay people isn’t a bad thing, regardless of circumstance.”

Who said that “attempting to pay people” was automatically a bad thing? In this particular set of circumstances, it simply isn’t a *good* thing. And the way he’s phrased his offer is violative of Federal law.

“If it’s a bad offer, then people will work somewhere else. It’s called Capitalism.”

No, it’s called abiding by Federal wage and hour laws. Capitalism doesn’t give you a free pass on violating laws.

“Just because you can’t afford it, or you wish he shared your pain in doing laundry makes him a bad person?”

Nope. Failing to follow Federal law in paying an hourly worker makes him a bad person.

“So this guy posts without hurting or identifying anyone, or even begun to insult anybody. He even posted far too much information about his family (which I’m sure he regrets wholely), and then both the author of the article and many commments all insult him.”

I’m sorry that my exercise of my First Amendment freedoms upsets you so. Why do you hate America?

Grow up, kid. Getting criticized and slagged on is part of life. If you’re going to do something or say something where other people can see and/or hear what you’re doing, they’re within their rights to say what they want. And if you don’t want to hear or read what they have to say, then shove off. Otherwise, STFU and stop whining.

“FACT. You can argue how much I disgust you all day long (and you’re right)

You don’t disgust me. In fact, I think you’re pretty pathetic.

“but you can’t argue a single one of the facts.”

Already did, and already disposed of them. Come back and post again, child.