Mar
02
2010
Twuesday Tweetacular: Henry Sims, Olson’s lovely lady lumps, and interventions
Posted by: Molly Redden in Vox Populi, tags: Twuesday Tweetacular
Ali Filipowicz received a bizarre message from one of our basketball players.
Georgetown acclimated Brendan Griffiths to all sorts of weird behavior.
Dan Thoennessen discovered an alarming flaw in the GUSA ballot last week.
Former GUSA Senator Matt Stoller anticipates the day when he will no longer be the secret Omnipotent Supreme Commander of GUSA.
Former Senator Eden Schiffmann thinks that the Voice needs to be Stoller’s sponsor.
We started Stoller on his road to recovery by refusing to be Stoller‘s enablers.
Lane Wheeler wasn’t alone. Vice President Jason Kluger was everywhere the night before the election. Vox started a KlugerWatch…
… And he was presently spotted all over campus.
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I have it on good authority that Calen and Jason were confused for each other that night. Both are handsome, scruffy, and quite good at articulating ideas-no wonder students couldn’t tell the difference. Or possibly even more plausible…maybe Calen and Jason are one in the SAME?
@which bro is which?
I know a Jason when I see one, and I certainly know THE Jason when I see him. And the one spotted on my floor multiple times was most certainly THE Jason.
Hmm… I HAVE seen them in the same place at the same time before, but it could have been some sort of technological workaround, illusion, or body double. If UIS can transfer 12% of the Library of Congress in a few days, I guess anything is possible.
Now the only question is, WHY is (yes, I have become convinced it is true) Calen… or Jason I suppose… pretending to be Jason (or Calen)? OR ARE THEY BOTH BEING IMPERSONATED BY SOMEBODY ELSE.
Perhaps Matt Stoller! This is the only way he could run for GUSA president again and again, and think about it, all three men are the same height.
I think we are on to something. If you don’t hear from me again soon, it’s because the Secret Omnipotent Ruler has gotten to me and silenced me.