The Corp had a friendly reminder for us all.
Former Voice editor-in-chief Jeff Reger did his best Nostradamus impression.
Ryan Zimmerman gave a sleepy vagrant an abridged version of the campus tour.
Alexandra Dudziuk had a moment of anonymous candy-based bliss in Lau.
Ed Schiffmann made us blush.
Nick Bunker pleaded for someone to stage an essay-titling intervention.
Jack Stuef figured out how he’s going to make his first million.
John Cooke better be careful throwing around the word “Kafakesque,” or he’s liable to wake up an insect.