Pants-less, masked man exposes self to Georgetown student

Early this morning, an unknown man exposed himself to a student on the 3500 block of N Street.

As the student was walking home at 2:30 a.m., the man jumped out of a bush, sans pants. According to a Public Safety Alert, he was also wearing a black mask.

10 Comments on “Pants-less, masked man exposes self to Georgetown student

  1. Haha, this one made me laugh. Although is it really something that necessitates a Public Safety Alert Email?

  2. you are a freshman girl. 5’5 120 pounds. walking home. naked man jumps out with mask. yeah, really funny. I mean it could be a bro playing a joke on a bro. but that fact that it was reported tells me that someone got the SH word scared out of them, and for good reason.

  3. Hey guys I just wanna introduce myself. My name is Flasher and I’m new here at Georgetown. Like my distant cousin, Cuddler, I don’t mean anybody any harm. Just wanna do what I do. See you around! Or maybe you’ll see ME around. All of me.

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  5. Honestly folks, if you were walking by yourself at night and this happened to you…don’t think it would be as funny. Lets not make light of a serious issue on and around campus — sexual crimes that disproportionately affect women.

  6. Students, please remember to lock your doors and windows – you are living in a big city and need to take precautions against this kind of preventable crime. There is only so much MPD and DPS can do, the rest is up to you. #sarcasm

  7. Was the student male or female?

    Was the pantless man wearing boxers or briefs?

    Was the student terrified, amused or bored?

    Did the student or the pantless man break off their brief relationship?

    Can anyone at GU write a coherent account of a crime incident?

    (Cuddler, hell. He’s probably the bastard son of The Enema Bandit. Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

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