Missed connections: Where is the love today?
Nothing quite kicks off Georgetown Day like taking a somber moment to reflect on the love lost by our Craigslist-wielding population:
Alas, it’s probably a little early in the morning to bust out the phallic cigar jokes just yet.
Son, you have to know those George Mason girls will only break your heart.
I can’t count the number of times I’ve used that line successfully.
Exactly what kind of “joint workout” are we talking about here?
Finally, we get someone using the “send pictures to confirm” line.