Let’s cut the small talk and get straight to the chase, Craigslist romantics: I want to blog you tonight.

Hipster-tastic!

Ah, the online-phone-friend with benefits-without-actual-benefits: the relationship that somehow manages to combine all the negatives and none of the benefits of each of these types of relationships.

Not to knock the place, but if you’re looking for civil debate I’d do it some place other than Tony and Joe’s.

Social Safeway: always taken to somehow mean: ” less social, more follow-women with carts around the supermarket.”

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