As per usual, we bring you a mix of the almost-endearing, borderline-creepy, and merely-pathetic for your amusement, mixed in with as many trite riffs as we can muster.
Based on that picture? Trying and failing oh so very hard.
“Now I’m left with Craigslist?” If you’re hearing yourself say those words, perhaps it’s time to rethink your life.
Yates Field House: Making people bothered and hot in all the right ways since 1789.
Lau Library: Making people bothered and hot in all the right ways since never, ever, ever, ever.