Jun
30
2011
Missed Connections: Inappropriate venues for romance edition
Posted by: Sam Buckley in Leisure, Vox Populi, tags: Craigslist, Georgetown Missed ConnectionsAnyone remember that fire at Hook yesterday? It looks like there was more than one type of sizzle in the vicinity.
“One of Georgetown’s restaurants may be filled with the fires of tragedy and extensive property damage, but you’ve filled me with the fires…of passion.”
I think she’s a little fast for you, man.
“Arrestingly?” Really? Please try and keep your m.c.’s free of terms that, however unintentionally, bring up imagery of dungeons and involuntary confinement.
Silly DC noob. Everyone knows the metro doesn’t run through Georgetown!



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If you read these out loud with a scary, menacing tone like a psychopath in a slasher movie, they sound really, really creepy.