Asuka earns yet another spot on COTW for not only going to bat for our coverage of what not to do as a freshman, but for correcting our grammar with an ever-appreciated Wire reference:
If you’re monumentally stupid and a disgrace to your family, friends, and school, you deserve to be publicly ridiculed for the rest of your life. Welcome to the 21st century. Deal.
As an aside, haven’t you seen “The Wire?” People aren’t evacuated, unless DPS was force-feeding laxatives.
And with yet another TV reference that’s straight after this blogger’s heart, Don Draper shows up to tell us how exactly he’d retaliate against someone who confused him with Vincent Chase:
I’d have sex with his mom and then politely ask her to leave.
And Scott vocalizes all of our fears about the growing swarm of overpriced cupcakeries that is descending on our University community:
Getting kind of nervous about cupcake indoctrination.