Terminator Franchise tells the real story behind the NHS’s creepy new pediatric simulator:

The pediatric simulator is purchased. The system goes on-line November 3th, 2011. Human decisions are removed from childhood ailments. Pete E. Atric begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, October 4th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

Ha wants to know what the Catholic backlash will be to Paul and Chandler Tagliabue’s recent donation to the LGBTQ center:

Can’t wait to see the Cardinal Newman Society’s response. Stroke?

And Brainy thinks there are certain things, like walking into open gunfire, that should come as second-nature:

BECAUSE WHEN THERE’S GUNSHOTS ON THE STREET

GO OUTSIDE

 

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