Hoya must think they were protesting for the LULZ:
OWNED! Don’t mess with Egypt.
Steven sees the hero that Georgetown needs:
I’d be more than satisfied with Saferides’ departure if we can continue to rely on Batman’s defense.
Vox is as equally breathless as whoa:
Wow to the Voice for getting quoted on the Guardian!
And our favorite Canadian music legend, Chad Kroeger, returns!:
I want to give a hearty congratulations to my good friend Jackson Perry on his new position as Blog Leader of Men. Jackson and I first met on the Dark Horse Tour when he was a roadie for Breaking Benjamin and I was the lead singer of an internationally-loved band with a strong following from middle-age high school PE teachers. It was a beautiful friendship full of pancakes covered in Canadian love juice (aka maple syrup). We were inseparable, composing stirring ballads and writing A+ reviews for my latest albums. Alas, the world needs Chad Kroeger too much to limit myself to Jackson, so I had to say goodbye and from time to time look at that photograph to stir those old feelings of camaraderie. I needed to bring myself to the world, to inspire Asian people to hold hands and sing platitudes about garbage and people not caring (to understand up-to-the-date Nickelback references, please view this stunning work of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj4NVYtzlQA). Good luck to you Jackson, this blog needs a hero to save it, and I know you won’t stand there and wait. Meanwhile, I will continue to save this world through my poetry. See you in Detroit!
PS Nickelback’s latest album, Here and Now, is here and now. Go get it! Now! Nickelback Monday!
Rock on, Chad. Rock on.