Hoya basketball player Jabril Trawick gives Jay-Z and Beyonce some inspiration for future baby names after the birth of the mega-couple’s first daughter, Blue Ivy, a celebrity baby name that sounds surprisingly normal next to Apple Martin, Blanket Jackson, and Nic Cage‘s son Kal-El.
Mr. Belotto reminds us of the first homework assignment for the semester: deleting banal emails informing us how to use Blackboard, a site unbeknownst only to veteran professors and students who have already flunked out of school.
Katie Conry must have missed Wal-Mart’s first flu season slogan: if you don’t want to get sick, don’t go to Wal-Mart during flu season.
Christine Roberts reminds Vox to post an obligatory comment about an obligatory basketball status. Thanks Christine!