Twuesday Tweetacular: Vox is scared of the apocalypse
Either the tour guide Sam Kurtz describes had a slip of the tongue, or he is referencing the undocumented 1973 on-campus speech delivered by funk pioneer George Clinton. Or maybe he actually believes George Clinton is the name of the 42nd President, which would be another foreboding sign of world destruction in 2012.
Chaselynn Collins‘s remarks about TLC’s demise into kitschy programming is a harsh reminder of the History Channel’s similar slip into shows about truckers, alien conspiracy theories, and hillbillies. Can you imagine the aliens’ thoughts after discovering (post-2012 apocalypse, or course) that the only surviving remnants of human civilization’s “history” and education methods are reruns of Ancient Aliens and Toddlers in Tiaras?
I hate to break to to you Kirill, but the Taco Bell diet is probably healthier than your standard Leo’s grub. Neither one will prepare you for the spare dining options of the post-2012 apocalypse hellscape that will be America.