Former Vox editor Nico Dodd doesn’t realize that it really was Chinese food. Well actually, it was American brand cereal manufactured in China, so I’m not sure how it should be categorized.
Madeline Curtis reminds us why elevators are hands down the creepiest place to get hit on, but come on, “I like your hat” was the best line this guy had?
Leo Bro’Donovan points out the standard cop out for bros waiting in the wrap line. It’s okay, guys. A break from Leo’s pizza and french fries is nothing to be ashamed of, and your body will thank you.