Twuesday Tweetacular: Bored to death

Mike Madoff‘s professor isn’t joking about having a high threshold for boredom. Legend has it that he was John Kerry’s speech coach, founded C-SPAN, and acutually enjoyed The Tree of Life.

Bruce Thomas still hasn’t found the remote. He’s stuck on C-SPAN, which is running a marathon of old John Kerry speeches.

Leo Bro’Donovan observes what should be a health code violation, but since none of Leo’s meat is real, uncooked food does not present a health risk.

Justin Guiffre makes a good point. In fact, there were 10 Congressional conceptions during the State of the Union. I guess Henry Kissinger was right, Obama really is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Other people who have made Jake Schindler want to propose on the spot: Henry Kissinger, Margaret Thatcher, and Barbra Streisand.

One Comment on “Twuesday Tweetacular: Bored to death

  1. There will be those that do not concur with my proposed notions nor appreciate my conclusions, but I will tolerate such nonsensical and foolish abhorrence of my beliefs for there will always be those that do not see eye to eye with my beliefs. In summation, haters gonna hate.

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