Bruce Thomas, we’ll take you up on that bet. Wait a minute, you’re probably right. Nevermind.
Georgetown Hot Mess‘s justification for midnight indulgences makes sense, but I think our nightly intake of Jimmy Dean’s chocolate chip pancakes and sausage on a stick is making it difficult to get up the hill to Yates. I may have to switch to the blueberry soon, for the antioxidants.
Corey Linehan‘s professor may be referring to one of two things: an act of sexual debauchery, or multiple acts of sexual debauchery.
Murphy and Mike may have the key to Georgetown students’ hearts: Leo’s reforms.