Fox Populi: Be warned, the most wily of creatures lurks in Burleith
Taking a break from documenting the cutest pups that Georgetown has to offer, Vox has just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. We need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. The scourge of hares’ houses, of campers’ victuals, and of the nightmares of tiny rodents, has domiciled in the quiet paradise that is Burleith. While this vulpes vulpes may appear malnourished and somewhat confused to you, do not be led astray by its wiles. Make no mistake, y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife and properly secure your garbage bins.