Sure, we failed to recruit Nerlen, but Katie Conry highlights Georgetown’s real forte: puppy recruiting.

As Jack Jr. stared at Jack Senior’s inflatable, he couldn’t muster up the strength to say, “if they’ll bring inflatables to my grand welcoming, why can’t the administration do the same thing for Georgetown Day?”

Chaselynn E. Collins should consider herself lucky she got her first sunburn in April. The way this “winter” went, most people looked like lobsters by Valentine’s Day.

It’s unknown whether Malin Hu was crying over the young Leo’s death or the titanic ticket price she paid to see a 15 year-old movie.

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