Twuesday Tweetacular: Makin’ it rain on Georgetown Day

Instead of lamenting the loss of the Beer Garden, Alex Free realizes that every little thing we actually do get on Georgetown Day is a gift.

Alexander Olesker notes that since God is no longer caught up in helping Tim Tebow, He can go back to herding LOLcats to their graves.

Tucker Cholvin seems to have overlooked the power of Lau’s award-lacking architecture: despite the prenup and a 50% divorce rate, the wedding ceremony seemed like heaven compared to the overwhelming depression emanating from all corners of rest of the building.

All in all, Amtrak did not entirely fail; everything could have turned out far worse. Clare McCarrick could have ended up being stranded in New Jersey.

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