Comments of the Week: Georgetown Day must be blingeed
Vox was graced by a multitude of interesting comments this week. From heated discussions of the meaning of Catholicism to the news that the administration would barricade Georgetown’s largest celebration, the commentariat delivered.
Vox and the Voice pride themselves on being able to come up with the big “gotcha” story that embarrasses a serious institution or group of students.
My question is, who watches the watchmen?
The Voice is too disorganized to subvert Georgetown as a whole. We have singular targets at a time. Really, there is very little direction at Leavey 424. Have you seen our office? (Also, Typical, we’ll be sure to add you to the masthead in the fall.)
My favorite part of the email was the university making sure to let everyone know that there’s going to be water on the lawn. Basically, LOL YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BE EVEN MORE HAMMERED THAN USUAL BECAUSE WE’RE NOT LETTING YOU DRINK ON THE LAWN AND YOU’RE GONNA PREGAME… so stay safe and be hydrated, k?
Harvard Law had a cheeky suggestion for the undergraduate population of Georgetown.
Why don’t students just freeze their beverages of choice before entering the barriers and then wait patiently for the phase transition?
@Harvard Law had to remind the aforementioned commenter that ethanol has a very low freezing temperature.
Why don’t we ask FAQ Kids? http://www.faqkids.com/301-alcohol-freeze.html
Seriously…? Desert = dry region composed primarily of cacti and sand, Dessert = scrumptious and delicious sweets. I promise it’s not that complicated. Here’s a helpful trick: you want more desSert because it’s yummy, so add an extra “s.” Moving on…
Do you only have one picture of Georgetown Day? This is the at least the third time this one has made an appearance, and it’s not even blingeed THE HORROR
Apparently, yes, Mr. Whatairr. But we’ll get on the blingee-ing promptly. Nothing is safe from being blingeed on Vox.