Senioritis seems to have finally gotten the best of Eric Begoun. We just hope that the poetic license he exercised in his tweet didn’t make its way into his paper.
Emily Cahn has a message for all squirrels: you are a drain on society’s resources. Stop taking advantage of entitlement programs and get a job already!
The fire alarms may be cheering, but the blanket-wrapped, pajama-clothed students huddled outside their dorms may have other choice words for Georgetown Hot Mess.