Philip Tam has experienced the common problem of magically appearing clothes come move-out time. The storage companies are pleased.
We suppose Akhil Ramanadham opened and checked every black Samsonite that passed his way until he decided to take a random one and call it a day.
It seems that Jessica Lawson still manages to stay in demand even without the constant flood of emails from the Department of Public Safety, GUSA, and the University.
We may all be glad that finals are over and school is out, but none of us are as glad as the Healy Clock Tower for getting its hands back just in the nick of time for summer.