Vox is saddened to report that Tucker Cholvin‘s tweet will remain hypothetical. With so many representatives, DC may have a valid argument for becoming a real state.
After reading Beth Mueller‘s tweet, Mitt Romney immediately chose Mr. Potato Head as his potential Secretary of Agriculture in hopes that the Hasbro toy’s consistent political record would win the support of the FFA.
Former Voice editor Chris Heller certainly makes a valid argument, but there is always room for other jokes. After all, imagining anything more amusing than the fact that Akin sits on the House Science, Space, and Technology Committee is an arduous task. Vox has still not received word on whether Akin does something more than just sit.
Contrary to Megan Berard‘s belief, the athletes she sees are not the same lacrosse players. The misconception arises from the fact that everyone on the team essentially looks identical.