In the past week, commenters were rather preoccupied with the the numerous and varied ways that a body can expel liquid. The debate, loosely related to the topic of the post, left Biology in need of a lesson on human anatomy.

The average penis is perfectly capable of providing nourishment. It’s more infrequent and requires slightly more sucking, but you get there all the same. Might even be similar in nutritional value. If I had to guess I’d say it has somewhat more sugar than breast milk, but that’s just a guess.

And all these girls are pretending not to know this sort of thing…

Before anyone goes off on me: I’m being somewhat sarcastic. I clearly understand the difference between excretion and lactation (probably in far greater detail than you ever have or will), but you asked the wrong question.

Yes, biology student, there is a huge difference between breast milk and poop. This mix-up between ejaculation and excretion made hm realize how much he’d miss sitting for hours on the toilet reading Vox.

What is so wrong about excretion? If I am correct, I believe that is also an important part of the gastrointestinal system you ladies have so eloquently informed me about. Without it, I would burst with excrement! How terrible!

In other, more relevant, news, Justin Bieber pointed out the fact that is long overdue: GUSA needs a new blingee. As much as we love you, Justin, Vox thinks Bieber is on his way out. Check back later today for the new blingee.

I miss being in the GUSA logo. =(

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