Along with a twitter for complaining about roommates, Voice Features Editor Connor Jones should probably have a twitter for complaining about cold weather and The Corp.
Georgetown Hot Mess‘s analysis of missing socks is morbid, yet convincing. Perhaps the ghosts of the cremated socks are the ones looming in the laundry room, taking out people’s laundry to save their fellow sockmates from Death By Dryer.
Alex Free makes a fine observation. Vox supposes the inner circle represents the worst stage of hell: constantly wanting to stare at and flex your bulging muscles in the mirror.
Charles Lee is on to something. Only a few more months till the end of the world #2012