Last week, members of GUSA cried over missing posters and spilled milk. Commenters, on the other hand, were more concerned with the greater injustices this episode revealed.
Guadalupe-MECha makes the common mistake of thinking anyone besides GUSA cares about GUSA’s missing markers:
Remember that one time our GIANT, expensive Cesar Chavez blood drive poster went missing last year and NO ONE CARED.
Vox ran a poll to ask students who the poster thief was. Todd Olson won (28.3%) with Senator W. Cannon Warren following right on his heels (17.3%). But doo$h reminds us all that Olson picking up his mail isn’t all that weird:
it was a letter to Todd Olson…so if he took it, that would actually be good right?
In other news, the Voice‘s former Leisure editor John Sapunor can’t let Adidas violations touch him.
Hey, if it takes a few starvations to get me my track suit, then that’s that.
If this headline had one more social media reference it could appear in the Onion.
Whats next? President Jack DiGioia to blog about putting photos of his tumblr on instagram?