Vox Patriciorum, that’s the best you got? *insert quip about how you only need to pass the fifth grade to know he killed a lot of people*

Allie Prescott forgot about Emeril Lagasse’s fruit soup! Take it in a cup to go, microwave it later.

Though we all know America exists, Vox urges readers to help Tucker Cholvin by providing philosophical and physics-based proofs, perhaps one involving Schrodinger’s cat (named Paw Ryan, maybe?)

Eighty million Instagram users disagree with Alex Podkul and other advocates of legitimate photography.

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