Twuesday Tweetacular: Safety first

JM Alatis reminds the campus community that since student guards regularly adhere to just one half of their title, only YOU can prevent dorm room thefts.

Tucker Cholvin finally defines the long-sought reason to the question of why America is the greatest country on Earth, even when the actual statistics place it closer to 17th.

Congratulations, college students! Georgetown Hot Mess has finally come up with a logically sound justification for your drunken debauchery.

The freshmen that Voice Features Editor Connor Jones describes will likely remember their actions for years to come. After all, how could anyone forget the equivalent of having thrown $500 out the window?

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