Twuesday Tweetacular: Hide your kids, hide your laptops
Unbeknownst to most of the Georgetown community, the laptop theft prevention initiative undertaken by DPS is actually just a clever ruse to prepare students for the responsibilities that come with adulthood.
Assistant Leisure Editor Julia Lloyd-George makes a valid point, but even under in communist states, citizens could recognize a system that has little institutional legitimacy.
Brett is guilty of a rather hyperbolic claim; one jar would never last four years. Fortunately, a subscription to additional jars of Nutella is offered with every purchase of Amazon Student.
Mike illustrates the danger of sleep deprivation. Two-year-old references to Cali Swag District’s “Teach Me How To Dougie” are pretty weak.