Comments of the Week: Vox‘s secret membership requirements
Vox, like the rest of campus, has been hunkering down for exams for the past week, although we did see some breaking news, a whole lot of sports coverage, and a few controversies. Here’s the best of what you dedicated group of mostly trolls submitted anonymously to Vox‘s comment section.
isn’t “eat that box” a euphemism? the young kids are so clever
Don’t worry, young alum, the joke was initially lost on Vox as well. A few people thought Saxa Gray was more insidious than Vox initially presented it to be. In the words of Voxy does not roxy, journalism is hard, y’all.
If you have a problem with the journalism, do it yourself. Since you haven’t (obviously), stick to trolling like the rest of us.
Voxy does not roxy chimed in again. What can I say? Vox‘s BAC rarely goes below .05.
To work for Vox, there is a mandatory blood alcohol level that must be maintained. Otherwise, everything just is way too coherent.
There’s also a hook-up requirement. From @Voxy does not roxy:
And for every post you write, you need to hook up with at least 1 person you interview.
It gets awkward when you’re covering speakers that come to campus.
just the tip, that’s all you’ll ever need
After Emlyn’s friendly reminder that men needn’t denigrate women to bond with men, Tauheed Epps had a few questions.
2 Chainz here. I am trying to follow your advice, but I also want to be truuuu to myself. What should I do?
a big booty hoe wasn’t so convinced.
2 Chainz, can I be your ****in problem?
And remember to submit questions of your own for Emlyn to answer in her next advice column! Submission form helpfully reproduced here.