Twuesday Tweetacular: Obama condoms and other forms of crowd control
Maybe try, “Let me through, my water just broke!” Let’s just hope JoeL didn’t resort to yelling “Everybody run! There’s a bomb!” Never mind, we would’ve already heard about it.
Unlike Chris McNulty, Vox did not see #YOLO as sufficient reason to get out of bed for the inauguration. Vox will get to see all the photos later anyway.Shopping for textbooks, right, Nicole Jarvis? This is why the RHO workers hate you.
Lauren Scherr‘s priorities are pretty much in order. Overheard in Vox‘s apartment: “Can you keep it down? I’m trying to watch Adventure Time!”
As Ivan quickly found out, there’s only furniture and weird assorted knick knacks.Thankfully, Georgetown Hot Mess knows that hope isn’t a sufficient form of protection, only abstinence is.
Silly Alexander Podkul. Everybody knows that Beyoncé already runs the world.