Cosmo ranks Markel Starks the No. 12 hottest player in NCAA tournament

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Cosmopolitan magazine, the world leader in water-sex-position reporting, decided to weigh in on the NCAA tournament this year—in ways you would pretty much expect. The editors at Cosmo ranked Georgetown’s Markel Starks the 12th hottest player in the competition: “Markel is great at protecting the ball. With arms like that, he can protect us all day and night.”

One Comment on “Cosmo ranks Markel Starks the No. 12 hottest player in NCAA tournament

  1. Connor Jones’ cursory knowledge of Cosmo’s content is worrying…but not surprising.

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