Twuesday Tweetacular: Rock bottom edition
, don’t be jealous of our Jedi mind tricks. That leads to hate…then suffering…then yeah.
We’ve been there, Kendall
. Try to see how sexy rice cakes are when they don’t look like brains.
Existential crises are perfectly natural, Nicole
. Especially when writing about countries that no longer exist.
It’s ok, Sheila
—pants are overrated. A Snuggie uniform is completely acceptable.
Words aren’t necessary
. Just send emotions in the general direction of the thing.
Best of luck, GtownCountryBoy
, but the odds of becoming a Canadian are one in a million.