Twuesday Tweetacular: Satellite dorms orbiting around one big dorm planet
Jack wonders if we’re getting too close for comfort with the federal government.
Breaking news from the GW Hatchet: college admissions season is coming, and a certain university is running out of statistics to fudge.
Even with a free football ticket for the game this weekend, Alex was not amused.
Jordan, don’t be so dismissive. Twerking is an essential life skill for people of all ages.
Silly Freshmen ponders in his New South jail cell. In between his tweets, he pokes his head into the long, white corridor of desolation and smells the scent of vomit in the air, hoping that someone—anyone—would just come and say hi to him.