Vox will no longer acknowledge the snow
Vox is officially ending her weather coverage for the season by not acknowledging today’s weather-phenomenon-that-shall-not-be-named. She will not acknowledge said phenomenon in the future either.
Vox, instead of going to class or acknowledging reality, plans on staying inside and away from windows so she can pretend it is warm outside. She will look at photos of what spring should look like (such as the photo above).
Photo: Georgetown University