Twuesday Tweetacular: There is a ten in one chance you know a nesting doll

Vox sadly failed her only new year’s resolution to never be a sell-out… by being bought by The Hoya last week.

Starburst jelly beans are for amateurs, Sadie. It’s only ever real after a Good Stuff milkshake.

Sophia, why be a conformist when you can have the middle school crowd pleaser—the pink chocolate—or perhaps even take it all the way back to 2002 with a sleek Nokia 7650.

Just something profound for you to think about on this lovely Tuesday morning.

One Comment on “Twuesday Tweetacular: There is a ten in one chance you know a nesting doll

  1. “Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll”

    Ten out of ten readers have no idea what the hell she’s talking about.

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