Vox on the Rocks: Mr. Smith’s and drunken singing

Vox-on-the-Rox-1Vox on the Rocks is series in which Vox sends a writer or two to go review a bar. To get the full effect, she has them send her text messages documenting the evening. The text message transcript is below and includes all the glory of drunk text messaging.

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This week, the writers decided to review Mr. Smith’s. Although it is not a new bar, it looked far more exciting than any other Georgetown bar on a Thursday night (and they simply refused to go to Rhino). Each reviewer will be referred to by pseudonyms.

11:54 p.m.

Lola: Lots of young professionals. Whiskey sour is good.

Natasha: Casual vibe, beetles playing. Dark nice lighting

Tanya: Piano bar, horrible singing but there’s a saxophone so I’m good

12:07 a.m.

Natasha: Boys are hitting on us!!!!!!

Oh god!!

Is his name Ahmed?

Stacy’s mom is playing!

Tanya: Okay singer is alright

SWEET CAROLINE

BA BAH BAHHH

Lola: GOOD TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOOD SO GOOD

12:19 a.m.

Tanya: LoLA has peed for the 12th time

And the night is still young

Ok singer is fantastic, just not that great at Hey Jide

Lola is meeting other miamians, this could be dangerous

Lola: Some guys in loge with natosha

Tanya: Bye bye maa American pie

Drive my chevry to tb lvee but the LE be was dry

Lola: ONE MORe somg

Natasha: Haha I didn’t like him

Told me His friend was from tel aviv I dont get a shayt!

Tanya: I gol you dont knew don’t men that I put down in words-rds

12:41 a.m.

Natasha: People really want lorde or sweet home Alabama…

What

Tanya: If you dont now the words to this song are ‘fuck you’

Lola: So many alabama people. Igh southerners

Natasha: Hunter is not cooperating

The south…

Ugh I’m just a girl from Jersey

Take me home country roads!

Yes Hunter yes!

(Editor’s note: Hunter is the guy playing the piano at the bar)

Lola: So many soutehrners jere

Loudest singing is about a songg about west virginia… Wut

Tanya: Lord royals and the Georgetown male undergrads freak the duck out

Natasha: These boys a acary

Ugh capitalism !

Lola: They REALLY love smashmouth

Are they fwilling to fight for tvvv??

12:56 a.m.

Tanya: Dunk boys ‘hey duck you fuck everything’ Hunter ‘here that’s not the spirit’

Natasha: Meh this gush ya bad

Meep high voice Nn

Elton my boy John yeah!

Tanya: GOLD ME CLOSER TIMY DANCER

Lola: Monayyyy

Natasha: Anyone know the scene from ALMLST famis? It’s a food one

Es nannies an gene James

1:06 a.m.

Tanya: BA BAH BENNY

BENNY AND THE JETS

Lola: Only cos us $2

Natasha: Think dolt him ten dollars

Lola: WHY DONT PEOPLE IN GTOWN FANCE

DANCE

i wanna dance

ugg

Natasha: Hunter is sexed Taliban we beloved

Tanya: Lol Taliban

Lola: TALIBAN

dude at piano > anyone else here

Hunter <3 <3 <3

1:19 a.m.

Natasha: Haha we all flowering w hunter

Lola: Hunter is 24, playing in piano bars makes him hppy

Tanya: Hunter is actually 14

Shhh

Lola: Well they turned the lights on and the usics off and its not even 125 wtf

So early

Dumb dc

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