What would Miley Cyrus say: This week’s movie previews

For this week’s movie previews, Vox uses the always intelligent and politically correct Miley Cyrus’s words to describe these movies. Or not describe them. Vox kinda just put the better quotes in.

A Haunted House 2

Vox has always been a fan of scary movie spoofs ever since the Scary Movie series, and this movie looks seriously promising. Starring scary movie spoof star Marlon Wayans (he’s been in Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, and A Haunted House), Vox can’t wait to go see this. From what she saw in the trailer, it plays off racial tensions and scary movie clichés to make comedy that is even somewhat intelligent at times. Normally Vox would just make fun of movies but this looks good.

Miley says: “In my mind I’m Gucci Mane, but on paper I’m a pop artist.”

Bears

Pretty nature documentary about a family of bears. Sad indie-rock music. Oh God, I’m gonna cry already.

Miley says:  “It was insane. All of a sudden I woke up one day and went to Macy’s and saw myself on a T-shirt. I feel empowered when I see my face on a T-shirt.”

Photo via Business Insider

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>