Twuesday Tweetacular: A tribute to curdled milk and cooked sausage
Seasoned travelers (daughters) say Sabra doesn’t put enough pretzel chips in cup to eat w/ their single-serve hummus.— Scott Simon (@nprscottsimon) April 22, 2014
Said travelers were also heard complaining about receiving only three slices of questionable cheese squares in their Lunchables box instead of the usual four.
Name a sport and I guarantee I like basketball more than it.— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) April 22, 2014
It is highly unlikely that any sport—including basketball—is more intriguing or exciting than the exotic Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling competition.
Oscar Meyer is recalling 96,000 pounds of hot dogs for containing cheese. A hot dog made with an identifiable food? Gross!— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 22, 2014
And the moral of the story is to trust no truck that is shaped like a wiener.
My cab driver told me I’ll be president someday and when I said I don’t think so he told me that anything can happen if I believe in myself— Maddi Kaigh (@mmmmkaigh) April 22, 2014
Vox too has a dream … to buy all the hot dogs and give them to the good people.