Blog Boss no more: Until we meet again, Vox
Well, my friends, it looks as though my reign as Mob Boss of the Vox Populi Family has sadly come to an end. (One does not last longer than a semester in this very dangerous and lucrative business.)
Since seizing the blogging throne last November, I have witnessed a successful coup to overthrow a medieval empire, the Healy clock tower hand heist, and the end of comme ci, comme ça coffee capitalism.
Of course, I would have never been able to achieve my success without the help of my trusty assistants, Carley Tucker, Grace Brennan, and Dominique Rouge. Their keen blogging instincts and love of serials is certainly unparalleled.
There is, however, only so much lawlessness and excitement that a Blog Boss can take. With the enormous profits I have reaped from bothering University administrators with emails, inserting gifs, and live-blogging, I have decided to retire quietly from a life of Vox next semester in Buenos Aires.
Photo: Vox with previous Blog Bosses Ryan Greene and Isabel Echarte via Dominique Rouge/The Georgetown Voice